Me: Happy Fathers day.
My Dad: You Too.
Me: You know something I don't?
My Dad: Your mother and I decided we want grand kids.
Me: Don't I need a wife or something?
My Dad: Mom's picking one up for you now at the supermarket.
Me: Really are they on sale?
My Dad: Well Costco had them cheaper but you had to buy in bulk and I didn't think you were ready for triplets.
Me: You know sometimes I can't figure out if your dementia has set in or if you are just being funny.
My Dad: That's the plan.
