So working comic book conventions you see all kinds of colorful people and have situations you never thought you would be in. Here is a collection of sentences that I never thought I would here... Or in some cases have to say.
"Hey there is a naked chick in front."
"I wonder who she is supposed to be."
"I think she is just some crazy chick who was just attracted to the con."
"She must be here for Eric."
"Please don't touch me, I'll lose my color."
"Sir could you get your balls away from the Ninja Mouse comic."
"The boy wonder's got some nice tits."
"Great costume! Who are you?"
"I just saw Princes leia and Link making out... I wonder if Han and zelda know?"
"Why the fez?"
"Cause fezzes are cool"
"Who told you that?"
"Exactly".
"What?'
"No, Dr. Who, not Dr. What."
"I am stopping now before I go into a geek rage."
"Why did you name your company Section 8?"
"Because Food Stamp comics seemed too ghetto."
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Is an A an A?
An article in the newspaper said significantly more kids are getting A’s in school than in the past. The Article also goes on to say that A’s are loosing value and an A student today is not expected to perform to the same levels as an A student 20 years ago. You know that means if I was born 20 years later I could have been an honor roll student and wouldn’t have gotten as many beatings as I used to… but than I’d probably be cocky as well as dumb. I think I am ok with just being dumb.
A Mothers Love
Mom: So how is the job hunt going?
Eric: Not so good. I just finished a temp assignment but they didn't need me full time.
Mom: It would have been great if they hired you full time.
Eric: Yeah but I try not to make wishes. I mean that would be like wishing I never got laid off in the first place, or wishing they hired me back after a few months. Why stop there I could wish to win the lottery or that some body reads my strip and wants to option a movie deal or a cartoon based on it. Better yet how about I wish I meet a beautiful rich girl who falls in love with me and makes me her boy toy.
Mom: That one will never happen.
Eric: Wow... So that's the the line? You think I have a better chance at the lottery than a chick with money falling for me? Thanks mom and you wonder why "Throw Momma from the Train" is one of my favorite movies.
Eric: Not so good. I just finished a temp assignment but they didn't need me full time.
Mom: It would have been great if they hired you full time.
Eric: Yeah but I try not to make wishes. I mean that would be like wishing I never got laid off in the first place, or wishing they hired me back after a few months. Why stop there I could wish to win the lottery or that some body reads my strip and wants to option a movie deal or a cartoon based on it. Better yet how about I wish I meet a beautiful rich girl who falls in love with me and makes me her boy toy.
Mom: That one will never happen.
Eric: Wow... So that's the the line? You think I have a better chance at the lottery than a chick with money falling for me? Thanks mom and you wonder why "Throw Momma from the Train" is one of my favorite movies.
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Fathers day chat
Me: Happy Fathers day.
My Dad: You Too.
Me: You know something I don't?
My Dad: Your mother and I decided we want grand kids.
Me: Don't I need a wife or something?
My Dad: Mom's picking one up for you now at the supermarket.
Me: Really are they on sale?
My Dad: Well Costco had them cheaper but you had to buy in bulk and I didn't think you were ready for triplets.
Me: You know sometimes I can't figure out if your dementia has set in or if you are just being funny.
My Dad: That's the plan.
My Dad: You Too.
Me: You know something I don't?
My Dad: Your mother and I decided we want grand kids.
Me: Don't I need a wife or something?
My Dad: Mom's picking one up for you now at the supermarket.
Me: Really are they on sale?
My Dad: Well Costco had them cheaper but you had to buy in bulk and I didn't think you were ready for triplets.
Me: You know sometimes I can't figure out if your dementia has set in or if you are just being funny.
My Dad: That's the plan.
Friday, May 6, 2011
Not that Lonely yet
So I was traveling the internet and found this wonderful little gem. Apparently it's a device that can be used to record and simulate kisses. So that you can send them over distances. They are even talking about having celebrities upload there kisses and fans can buy them for a small fee.
Have we lost our minds?!? I mean seriously. I know I watch more porn than any 3 men I know. I currently have 3 other tabs open with the finest erotic cinematic art, (E.G. Backdoor Sluts 9, Naughty Nurses 2, Crotch Capers 4) but kissing isn't about sex. It's a display of love and affection. When a guy sees a hot girls he think "I want to have sex with her." That's a primal instinct having nothing to do with emotions. When he sees the woman he loves she is the one that he wants to kiss and paint her toe nails, although that last part might just be me.
I like feet.
I like feet.
Now we want to digitize a kiss and send it to people. What if you e-mail it to the wrong person are you cheating? You know that argument is coming. Years from now when they perfect the machine some girl is going to walk in and say I saw you sent a digital kiss to so and so. HOW COULD YOU!!! You know I hate her!! We're Done. If you think I am exaggerating you never dated a crazy woman.
And who the hell thinks playing with a straw is the same as making out with a girl. If that's the case any girl who has a milkshake from McDonald's is cheating on her boyfriend.
Look I may be lonely and spend my weekends like the video below but even I know this is just wrong. (By the way this video is awesome.)
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