Me: Happy Fathers day.
My Dad: You Too.
Me: You know something I don't?
My Dad: Your mother and I decided we want grand kids.
Me: Don't I need a wife or something?
My Dad: Mom's picking one up for you now at the supermarket.
Me: Really are they on sale?
My Dad: Well Costco had them cheaper but you had to buy in bulk and I didn't think you were ready for triplets.
Me: You know sometimes I can't figure out if your dementia has set in or if you are just being funny.
My Dad: That's the plan.
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
Not that Lonely yet
So I was traveling the internet and found this wonderful little gem. Apparently it's a device that can be used to record and simulate kisses. So that you can send them over distances. They are even talking about having celebrities upload there kisses and fans can buy them for a small fee.
Have we lost our minds?!? I mean seriously. I know I watch more porn than any 3 men I know. I currently have 3 other tabs open with the finest erotic cinematic art, (E.G. Backdoor Sluts 9, Naughty Nurses 2, Crotch Capers 4) but kissing isn't about sex. It's a display of love and affection. When a guy sees a hot girls he think "I want to have sex with her." That's a primal instinct having nothing to do with emotions. When he sees the woman he loves she is the one that he wants to kiss and paint her toe nails, although that last part might just be me.
I like feet.
I like feet.
Now we want to digitize a kiss and send it to people. What if you e-mail it to the wrong person are you cheating? You know that argument is coming. Years from now when they perfect the machine some girl is going to walk in and say I saw you sent a digital kiss to so and so. HOW COULD YOU!!! You know I hate her!! We're Done. If you think I am exaggerating you never dated a crazy woman.
And who the hell thinks playing with a straw is the same as making out with a girl. If that's the case any girl who has a milkshake from McDonald's is cheating on her boyfriend.
Look I may be lonely and spend my weekends like the video below but even I know this is just wrong. (By the way this video is awesome.)
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
In the Works
Time for a little shameless promotion, here is what the Section 8 Family is up to.
On the Web:
@ the 8 Spot
The comic strip is now going up twice a week. Artist Wilson Ramos-Jr. was able to build up enough of a buffer that we think that we can not only keep this up but maybe even throw a few more surprises your way.
http://www.the8spot.com/
A Work in Progress has been up for just over a month now and it's going strong. Response has been very favorable. Please stop by and take a look. I think you will enjoy.
http://www.the8spot.com/wip.html
At The Printers:
Currently we have 2 books for sale at Indie Planet
In Development:
The Hook Up
Currently sent to my Art Director to see who would be perfect for this new online comic strip that we are developing about a group of friends trying to figure out the difference between getting laid and finding love. Hopefully by the summer time we will see strips on the web.
The Wombat
Wilson Ramos-Jr. had created a goofy character named the Wombat based on a high school nickname he had. It was never intended to be a serious book but after much discussion we have decided to see if there might be something here for a limited run web comic.
Stars Edge
The Black and White space epic is actually going to be Rereleased in color. We are hoping to have a color version ready to go by the New York Comic con.
http://www.the8spot.com/comics/starsedge.htm
Unnamed Anthology project
A writers meeting is in the work so that the creative writers at Section 8 Comics can have there ideas tested. But this anthology is going to have a little bit of a twist.
What Our Friends are up to:
Mystic Creatures
Gene J DeCicco has finally release his labor of love Mystic Creatures. With the help of Section 8 Comics Wilson Ramos-Jr the 2 have put together what looks like a great book.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mystic-Creatures-Fan-Page/203785522976916
Monstros Event
The Alpha Gods are at it again proving that comic book artist are still artist with another galery show at the Clements Soto Velez Cultural Center. The Event is entitled Monstros and is art that is all about what makes us scared with a Spanish Flavor added in. The opening reception is this Thursday (May 5th) Hope you can come by and check it out.
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=192811980763692
Upcoming Shows:
Bronx Heroes Comic Con
We will be exhibiting at the Bronx Heroes con this Saturday (May 7th) The convention is being held at the Bronx Museum of the Arts and will run from 11:00 to 7:00. If you get a chance stop on by and buy lots of stuff from us... Seriously we need the money.
http://www.bronxheroescomiccon.com/
On the Web:
@ the 8 Spot
The comic strip is now going up twice a week. Artist Wilson Ramos-Jr. was able to build up enough of a buffer that we think that we can not only keep this up but maybe even throw a few more surprises your way.
http://www.the8spot.com/
A Work in Progress has been up for just over a month now and it's going strong. Response has been very favorable. Please stop by and take a look. I think you will enjoy.
http://www.the8spot.com/wip.html
At The Printers:
Currently we have 2 books for sale at Indie Planet
Script by Eric Rivera
Pencils by D. Douglass
Inks by Wilson Ramos-Jr.
Colors by LJ Hansen
Letters by Wilson Ramos-Jr.
http://www.indyplanet.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=5044Created by Wilson Ramos-Jr.
http://www.indyplanet.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=5040
In Development:
The Hook Up
Currently sent to my Art Director to see who would be perfect for this new online comic strip that we are developing about a group of friends trying to figure out the difference between getting laid and finding love. Hopefully by the summer time we will see strips on the web.
The Wombat
Wilson Ramos-Jr. had created a goofy character named the Wombat based on a high school nickname he had. It was never intended to be a serious book but after much discussion we have decided to see if there might be something here for a limited run web comic.
Stars Edge
The Black and White space epic is actually going to be Rereleased in color. We are hoping to have a color version ready to go by the New York Comic con.
http://www.the8spot.com/comics/starsedge.htm
Unnamed Anthology project
A writers meeting is in the work so that the creative writers at Section 8 Comics can have there ideas tested. But this anthology is going to have a little bit of a twist.
What Our Friends are up to:
Mystic Creatures
Gene J DeCicco has finally release his labor of love Mystic Creatures. With the help of Section 8 Comics Wilson Ramos-Jr the 2 have put together what looks like a great book.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mystic-Creatures-Fan-Page/203785522976916
Monstros Event
The Alpha Gods are at it again proving that comic book artist are still artist with another galery show at the Clements Soto Velez Cultural Center. The Event is entitled Monstros and is art that is all about what makes us scared with a Spanish Flavor added in. The opening reception is this Thursday (May 5th) Hope you can come by and check it out.
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=192811980763692
Upcoming Shows:
Bronx Heroes Comic Con
We will be exhibiting at the Bronx Heroes con this Saturday (May 7th) The convention is being held at the Bronx Museum of the Arts and will run from 11:00 to 7:00. If you get a chance stop on by and buy lots of stuff from us... Seriously we need the money.
http://www.bronxheroescomiccon.com/
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Hollywood is Wrong!!!
I always find it funny what Hollywood thinks is sexy. In Fast Five there was a scene with a woman in a bikini where she was supposed to seduce the mark. The woman had a gorgeous face but when they did the reveal of her body the guy to my left said "she has no curves!!!" and the guy to my right said "she will look great after she goes through puberty." Most men I know like curves, yet Hollywood seems to be telling us no we don't.
While some women are naturally slender and they are comfortable with there body (which is always sexy) there is this mistaken belief that if you are any bigger than a size 1 you are too fat. This infuriates me like you can't imagine. There are women out there who are meant to be curvy who are starving themselves thinking that that's what guys want.
Now I admit different cultures may disagree on where the line between curvy and over weight is. I have repeatedly had this discussion with a friend of mine about how since she is Spanish but grew up in a predominantly white neighborhood she thinks of herself as fat. But I think this is media brain washing.
If you ask me the clearest indication that this is the work of media is porn. Now I freely admit that I watch porn and there are various sites that have categorized there porn for you. So if you want bondage go here, if you want BBW (Big beautiful women) go here, but I never see a category that says petite or skinny. I'm not saying there aren't skinny porn stars but it seems like no one thinks the starved for 6 weeks look is hot and when a woman is forcing herself to be skinny when she isn't naturally thin her body looks wrong naked.
Again all of this is just my opinion. What the hell do I know?
While some women are naturally slender and they are comfortable with there body (which is always sexy) there is this mistaken belief that if you are any bigger than a size 1 you are too fat. This infuriates me like you can't imagine. There are women out there who are meant to be curvy who are starving themselves thinking that that's what guys want.
Now I admit different cultures may disagree on where the line between curvy and over weight is. I have repeatedly had this discussion with a friend of mine about how since she is Spanish but grew up in a predominantly white neighborhood she thinks of herself as fat. But I think this is media brain washing.
If you ask me the clearest indication that this is the work of media is porn. Now I freely admit that I watch porn and there are various sites that have categorized there porn for you. So if you want bondage go here, if you want BBW (Big beautiful women) go here, but I never see a category that says petite or skinny. I'm not saying there aren't skinny porn stars but it seems like no one thinks the starved for 6 weeks look is hot and when a woman is forcing herself to be skinny when she isn't naturally thin her body looks wrong naked.
Again all of this is just my opinion. What the hell do I know?
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
What We See
I wrote this cause in the course of 4 days 6 different women I knew were complaining about themselves in some way. I have a really good BS detector and they weren’t just fishing for compliments they really have low self esteem and it amazes me how people see themselves sometimes.
I wish you could see you the way I see you.
You think you are ugly I think you are beautiful.
You think you are too fat, I think you are curvy.
You think you are too skinny, I think you are slender.
You think you are too tall, I think you are statuesque.
You think you are too short, I think you are petite.
You think you are too old, I think of you as a young girl with a woman’s wisdom.
You think you are too young, I think that you are a grown woman ready to take on the world.
You think you are too weak, I think of all the amazing things you have done.
You think you are too bitchy, I think you are strong and independent.
The flaws you see I can’t see and if I can’t see them, maybe they aren’t really there.
I wish you could see you the way I see you.
You think you are ugly I think you are beautiful.
You think you are too fat, I think you are curvy.
You think you are too skinny, I think you are slender.
You think you are too tall, I think you are statuesque.
You think you are too short, I think you are petite.
You think you are too old, I think of you as a young girl with a woman’s wisdom.
You think you are too young, I think that you are a grown woman ready to take on the world.
You think you are too weak, I think of all the amazing things you have done.
You think you are too bitchy, I think you are strong and independent.
The flaws you see I can’t see and if I can’t see them, maybe they aren’t really there.
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