Girl: So what have you been doing for money since you lost your job?
Me: Sucking dick on the corner for money.
Girl: Does it pay well?
Me: Not at all I have to make up for it on volume.
Girl: You get a lot of customers?
Me: Nope. That's why I have to advertise on craigs list... I used a pictur if you to advertise. I hope you don't mind.
Girl: So what happens when you show up istead of a 5 foot tall Red head?
Me: More that half of the customers still pay me and my only cost is mouthwash and knee pads. it really is a quite lucrative job.
Girl: ...
Me: What?
Girl: This conversation is going on your blog isn't it.
Me: I'm opening up my internet as we speak.
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