Thursday, January 27, 2011

Why do people ask me questions?

G: What do guys look for in a girl.
Me: Well it depends, if you if you are talking about a random hook up than consent, but if you are talking about a long term relationship than guys are really only looking for 2 things...
G: Well???
Me: A pal...a buddy, a friend that you know will be there for you no matter what.
G: and the other thing?
Me: cup his balls when he cums... although that might just be me.
G: You're an ass.
Me: but I'm funny.

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