I always find it funny what Hollywood thinks is sexy. In Fast Five there was a scene with a woman in a bikini where she was supposed to seduce the mark. The woman had a gorgeous face but when they did the reveal of her body the guy to my left said "she has no curves!!!" and the guy to my right said "she will look great after she goes through puberty." Most men I know like curves, yet Hollywood seems to be telling us no we don't.
While some women are naturally slender and they are comfortable with there body (which is always sexy) there is this mistaken belief that if you are any bigger than a size 1 you are too fat. This infuriates me like you can't imagine. There are women out there who are meant to be curvy who are starving themselves thinking that that's what guys want.
Now I admit different cultures may disagree on where the line between curvy and over weight is. I have repeatedly had this discussion with a friend of mine about how since she is Spanish but grew up in a predominantly white neighborhood she thinks of herself as fat. But I think this is media brain washing.
If you ask me the clearest indication that this is the work of media is porn. Now I freely admit that I watch porn and there are various sites that have categorized there porn for you. So if you want bondage go here, if you want BBW (Big beautiful women) go here, but I never see a category that says petite or skinny. I'm not saying there aren't skinny porn stars but it seems like no one thinks the starved for 6 weeks look is hot and when a woman is forcing herself to be skinny when she isn't naturally thin her body looks wrong naked.
Again all of this is just my opinion. What the hell do I know?
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
What We See
I wrote this cause in the course of 4 days 6 different women I knew were complaining about themselves in some way. I have a really good BS detector and they weren’t just fishing for compliments they really have low self esteem and it amazes me how people see themselves sometimes.
I wish you could see you the way I see you.
You think you are ugly I think you are beautiful.
You think you are too fat, I think you are curvy.
You think you are too skinny, I think you are slender.
You think you are too tall, I think you are statuesque.
You think you are too short, I think you are petite.
You think you are too old, I think of you as a young girl with a woman’s wisdom.
You think you are too young, I think that you are a grown woman ready to take on the world.
You think you are too weak, I think of all the amazing things you have done.
You think you are too bitchy, I think you are strong and independent.
The flaws you see I can’t see and if I can’t see them, maybe they aren’t really there.
I wish you could see you the way I see you.
You think you are ugly I think you are beautiful.
You think you are too fat, I think you are curvy.
You think you are too skinny, I think you are slender.
You think you are too tall, I think you are statuesque.
You think you are too short, I think you are petite.
You think you are too old, I think of you as a young girl with a woman’s wisdom.
You think you are too young, I think that you are a grown woman ready to take on the world.
You think you are too weak, I think of all the amazing things you have done.
You think you are too bitchy, I think you are strong and independent.
The flaws you see I can’t see and if I can’t see them, maybe they aren’t really there.
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Comic Review 3-6-11
I know I am way behind. Sometimes real life kicks your but.
The Amazing Spiderman #652
http://marvel.com/comic_books/issue/30327/amazing_spider-man_1999_652
Initial Impression from Cover: Great Cover. You know Spidey is about to get a serious beat down.
Would I recommend to a friend? Yes.
After Reading: Ok it’s official I have to put Spider-Man back on my list. There are 2 stories going on just like there should be. There is Peter Parkers life and there is Spider-Man’s life. You see Peter is enjoying things with his girlfriend, Carlie but there are things going on with Mary Jane Watson. Meanwhile Spider Man is dealing with an insect themed crew that includes the Scorpion in his new look, which personally I’m not a big fan of but it’s nice to see Mac Gargan back.
Will I get the next issue? Yes.
Avengers Academy #7
http://marvel.com/comic_books/issue/29222/avengers_academy_2010_7
Initial Impression from Cover: Another Good Cover. Between the image and the cover text you know the story should be about Henry Pym becoming Giant-Man.
Would I recommend to a friend? Yes
After Reading: Ok a month before they had Hank Pym as the Wasp and now he is Giant Man again. This reeks of a forced storyline to me. By that I mean it seems Hank Pym is Giant Man now simply because of the new Avengers Cartoon. This is purely a guess and not based on anything I have ever heard. Even still I think that Avengers Academy is a pretty good title and I will keep reading it.
Will I get the next issue? Yes
Batgirl #18
http://www.dccomics.com/dcu/comics/?cm=16960
Initial Impression from Cover: I have mixed feelings about this cover. I am not a big fan of the art style but content wise it’s everything I want in a cover.
Would I recommend to a friend? Yes.
After Reading: Bryan Miller is doing an excellent job with Batgirl. He has a good grasp on Stephanie Brown. This episode was a cute valentine issue using Klarion the Witch boy. This story is completely stand-alone and doesn’t affect anything else but it doesn’t need to. The story is just Fun.
Will I get the next issue? Hell Yes.
Powergirl #20
http://www.dccomics.com/dcu/comics/?cm=16652
Initial Impression from Cover: Another of DC’s Pin up cover… BLECH.
Would I recommend to a friend? Maybe.
After Reading: Judd Winick has always been very hit or miss for me as a writer. I enjoy some of his stuff while other things are just kind of… Meh. I think he may have a great story in him but I haven’t seen it yet. I would really like to see what happens if he was given a chance to make his own character and series. Maybe he needs to have free reign cause his current Powergirl story seems slow and stilted even though most of the story is combat.
Will I get the next issue? Maybe
X-Factor #214
http://marvel.com/comic_books/issue/35295/x-factor_2005_214
Initial Impression from Cover: It’s amazing how simple things can tell you what the story is about. By giving Darwin a cowboy hat and 6 shooters it tells you the story should be about something having to do with the old west.
Would I recommend to a friend? Yes
After Reading: Peter David has done some really good stores and this issue seemed like a type of Foreshadowing to a future story line. Darwin is in this weird Ghost town where he has to come to grips with the fact that his time in Asguard has altered him more than he suspected. I picture a future storyline with Mirage/Moonstar from the New Mutants spinning off from this tale. I don’t know what will really happen but I am enjoying it anyway.
Will I get the next issue? Yes
The Amazing Spiderman #652
http://marvel.com/comic_books/issue/30327/amazing_spider-man_1999_652
Initial Impression from Cover: Great Cover. You know Spidey is about to get a serious beat down.
Would I recommend to a friend? Yes.
After Reading: Ok it’s official I have to put Spider-Man back on my list. There are 2 stories going on just like there should be. There is Peter Parkers life and there is Spider-Man’s life. You see Peter is enjoying things with his girlfriend, Carlie but there are things going on with Mary Jane Watson. Meanwhile Spider Man is dealing with an insect themed crew that includes the Scorpion in his new look, which personally I’m not a big fan of but it’s nice to see Mac Gargan back.
Will I get the next issue? Yes.
Avengers Academy #7
http://marvel.com/comic_books/issue/29222/avengers_academy_2010_7
Initial Impression from Cover: Another Good Cover. Between the image and the cover text you know the story should be about Henry Pym becoming Giant-Man.
Would I recommend to a friend? Yes
After Reading: Ok a month before they had Hank Pym as the Wasp and now he is Giant Man again. This reeks of a forced storyline to me. By that I mean it seems Hank Pym is Giant Man now simply because of the new Avengers Cartoon. This is purely a guess and not based on anything I have ever heard. Even still I think that Avengers Academy is a pretty good title and I will keep reading it.
Will I get the next issue? Yes
Batgirl #18
http://www.dccomics.com/dcu/comics/?cm=16960
Initial Impression from Cover: I have mixed feelings about this cover. I am not a big fan of the art style but content wise it’s everything I want in a cover.
Would I recommend to a friend? Yes.
After Reading: Bryan Miller is doing an excellent job with Batgirl. He has a good grasp on Stephanie Brown. This episode was a cute valentine issue using Klarion the Witch boy. This story is completely stand-alone and doesn’t affect anything else but it doesn’t need to. The story is just Fun.
Will I get the next issue? Hell Yes.
Powergirl #20
http://www.dccomics.com/dcu/comics/?cm=16652
Initial Impression from Cover: Another of DC’s Pin up cover… BLECH.
Would I recommend to a friend? Maybe.
After Reading: Judd Winick has always been very hit or miss for me as a writer. I enjoy some of his stuff while other things are just kind of… Meh. I think he may have a great story in him but I haven’t seen it yet. I would really like to see what happens if he was given a chance to make his own character and series. Maybe he needs to have free reign cause his current Powergirl story seems slow and stilted even though most of the story is combat.
Will I get the next issue? Maybe
X-Factor #214
http://marvel.com/comic_books/issue/35295/x-factor_2005_214
Initial Impression from Cover: It’s amazing how simple things can tell you what the story is about. By giving Darwin a cowboy hat and 6 shooters it tells you the story should be about something having to do with the old west.
Would I recommend to a friend? Yes
After Reading: Peter David has done some really good stores and this issue seemed like a type of Foreshadowing to a future story line. Darwin is in this weird Ghost town where he has to come to grips with the fact that his time in Asguard has altered him more than he suspected. I picture a future storyline with Mirage/Moonstar from the New Mutants spinning off from this tale. I don’t know what will really happen but I am enjoying it anyway.
Will I get the next issue? Yes
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Comic Review 2-19-11
Ok, so I was out of town for a few weeks and not able to pick up my books. So what I am going to do is just pick 5 books at random from my huge stack of books every few days till I’m caught up. Oh and just a heads up I am adding a new critique, I will list weather or not I would get the next issue and would I recommend the book to a friend.
NOTE: Now I know I picked these at random cause after looking at all the books I realize I hate all the covers. I have some DC books that are still doing the pinup covers and all the Marvel books I have are pinups as well. Not one of them gives me a clue as to the story inside. Again my personal issue is I feel that covers should never be so generic you could just take it and slap it on a poster. It may be my age showing but I liked word balloons or text that gave a clue as to the story with an image that might be from the book, but enough of my complaining here are the first 5 books.
Green Arrow #8
http://www.dccomics.com/dcu/comics/?cm=16614
Initial Impression from Cover: See note above.
Would I recommend to a friend? Yes
After Reading: Writer J.T. Krul has done some amazing things with Green Arrow. He has found a way to bring the whole Robin Hood story to a modern time with Green Arrow and yet not make it seem childish or a cliché. Ever since Green Arrow has lost everything including his friends in the Justice League and all that went down with Arsenal there was really no where for Green Arrow to go. Suddenly a magical forest appeared in Star City and the Green Arrow has made it his home as he has been finding himself. It seems by returning him to a simpler time Ollie is finding his grounding and working his way back mentally.
One of the events in the current storyline is give him a sidekick named Galahad. Galahad is obviously mentally unstable but the magic forest gives him purpose and it’s almost as if the forest is using him as a vessel to help Green Arrow. Now they have started to introduce other heroes into the mix and amped the mysticism in the book, which I enjoy since Green arrow is such a simple character. You have a guy running around with a bow and arrow and he is being surrounded by Etrigan the Demon and the Phantom Stranger… It doesn’t get any better than that.
Will I get the next issue? Yes
Heroes for Hire #2
http://marvel.com/comic_books/issue/37196/heroes_for_hire_2010_2
Initial Impression from Cover: See note above.
Would I recommend to a friend? Yes.
After Reading: I really like the idea of this book. I think that they have taken the whole Charlie’s Angels/Birds of Prey Concept of a boss who is assigning missions and who sees the big picture and turned it on its ear. Misty Knight is sending various mercenaries and Supers who could use some extra cash on missions. This is a great way to bring back characters who don’t have there own book and still keep a steady story going, but if that’s not enough you have the fact that Misty Knight is actually being controlled by someone else, the Puppet Master. This is interesting and has me curious to see how it unfolds.
Will I get the next issue: Yes
Power Man and Iron Fist #1 of 5
http://marvel.com/comic_books/issue/36035/power_man_and_iron_fist_2010_1
Initial Impression from Cover: See note above.
Would I recommend to a friend: No.
After Reading: I am a little disappointed in the new Power Man and Iron Fist partially because there is a new Power Man but also because I find the new Power Man a bit of a caricature. I like Luke Cage. Over the years writers have given him a progression. He has turned from an angry black man who was just out for himself into a man who now has a family and an important role in the super hero community.
Now you have a new Power Man named Victor Alvarez and on the whole I don’t like him. He is one of those characters that doesn’t make sense. Why work with Iron Fist if you don’t trust his judgment? I feel like Victor is only working with Iron fist to increase his rep and give him some respectability, but I’m not even sure he respects Iron Fist.
I admit this is my first exposure to the new Power Man and he may have a major back story that was revealed before in some other book but as the first issue of a brand new series this was lacking. This story was introducing him to a bunch of readers who have no idea who this guy is and the writer didn’t make him likable. Honestly I don’t know if I will pick up the next issue.
Will I get the next issue? Maybe but now it depends more on the funds I have when it comes out.
Teen Titans #91
http://www.dccomics.com/dcu/comics/?cm=16649
Initial Impression from Cover: See note above.
Would I recommend to a friend: No
After Reading: It’s amazing to me that I keep getting this book. I know that I’m really getting the book out of a sense of nostalgia for the old Wolfman and Perez Titans as well as the original Young Justice series. The problem is that I don’t think the current line up is solid. Both in the old Titans and Young Justice there was a feel of family even with the occasional odd man out there was still a feel that they generally care about each other. Between Ravager and the new psychotic Robin, bringing back Kid Flash and Superboy, the weird on again off again romance between Changeling/Beast Boy and Raven and finally throw in the fact that Wonder Girl is lost I honestly don’t feel like any 2 characters like each others as just friends. It’s almost too much drama. I almost don’t really know where the adventures end and begin cause all the soap opera nonsense over shadows it. I’m not saying personal stories can’t be done but I think their needs to be a balance.
All in all I hope that this is all because JT Krul, who I happen to like as a writer, is trying to deal with all the cross over garbage from the Blackest Night as well as what I am guessing are editorial commands to bring Kid Flash, Superboy and the new Robin into the mix because of the new Young Justice TV show he is trying to find his footing. Realistically the next few issues will be very telling. The current story arc is over and they are starting one with Red Robin. If some of the resolutions that happened already and some of the friendships that are starting to form cement than they may be on the path to recreating that Titans feel I am looking for. (That’s only a guess, not a fact about the line up change.)
Will I get the next issue: Yes
Thunder Bolts #152
http://marvel.com/comic_books/issue/35672/thunderbolts_2006_152
Initial Impression from Cover: See note above.
Would I recommend to a friend: No.
After Reading: I started getting back into Thunderbolts when they revamped it and put Luke Cage in charge. I was hoping the new direction would be more interesting but honestly I am finding hard to get into the book. Hell, even the cliffhanger ending of this book of having Hyperion turn on them while not unexpected is kind of repetitive since he is being used to replace a guy that already turned on them (Crossbones). The new Thunderbolts was supposed to be a Marvel version of the Suicide Squad but to be honest the feeling just isn’t right. I think one of the big problems with comics today is the fact that writers constantly have to deal with big crossovers. I think this is preventing them from getting a good writing rhythm going and preventing any long time story arcs to be properly planned.
Will I get the next issue: Maybe…
NOTE: Now I know I picked these at random cause after looking at all the books I realize I hate all the covers. I have some DC books that are still doing the pinup covers and all the Marvel books I have are pinups as well. Not one of them gives me a clue as to the story inside. Again my personal issue is I feel that covers should never be so generic you could just take it and slap it on a poster. It may be my age showing but I liked word balloons or text that gave a clue as to the story with an image that might be from the book, but enough of my complaining here are the first 5 books.
Green Arrow #8
http://www.dccomics.com/dcu/comics/?cm=16614
Initial Impression from Cover: See note above.
Would I recommend to a friend? Yes
After Reading: Writer J.T. Krul has done some amazing things with Green Arrow. He has found a way to bring the whole Robin Hood story to a modern time with Green Arrow and yet not make it seem childish or a cliché. Ever since Green Arrow has lost everything including his friends in the Justice League and all that went down with Arsenal there was really no where for Green Arrow to go. Suddenly a magical forest appeared in Star City and the Green Arrow has made it his home as he has been finding himself. It seems by returning him to a simpler time Ollie is finding his grounding and working his way back mentally.
One of the events in the current storyline is give him a sidekick named Galahad. Galahad is obviously mentally unstable but the magic forest gives him purpose and it’s almost as if the forest is using him as a vessel to help Green Arrow. Now they have started to introduce other heroes into the mix and amped the mysticism in the book, which I enjoy since Green arrow is such a simple character. You have a guy running around with a bow and arrow and he is being surrounded by Etrigan the Demon and the Phantom Stranger… It doesn’t get any better than that.
Will I get the next issue? Yes
Heroes for Hire #2
http://marvel.com/comic_books/issue/37196/heroes_for_hire_2010_2
Initial Impression from Cover: See note above.
Would I recommend to a friend? Yes.
After Reading: I really like the idea of this book. I think that they have taken the whole Charlie’s Angels/Birds of Prey Concept of a boss who is assigning missions and who sees the big picture and turned it on its ear. Misty Knight is sending various mercenaries and Supers who could use some extra cash on missions. This is a great way to bring back characters who don’t have there own book and still keep a steady story going, but if that’s not enough you have the fact that Misty Knight is actually being controlled by someone else, the Puppet Master. This is interesting and has me curious to see how it unfolds.
Will I get the next issue: Yes
Power Man and Iron Fist #1 of 5
http://marvel.com/comic_books/issue/36035/power_man_and_iron_fist_2010_1
Initial Impression from Cover: See note above.
Would I recommend to a friend: No.
After Reading: I am a little disappointed in the new Power Man and Iron Fist partially because there is a new Power Man but also because I find the new Power Man a bit of a caricature. I like Luke Cage. Over the years writers have given him a progression. He has turned from an angry black man who was just out for himself into a man who now has a family and an important role in the super hero community.
Now you have a new Power Man named Victor Alvarez and on the whole I don’t like him. He is one of those characters that doesn’t make sense. Why work with Iron Fist if you don’t trust his judgment? I feel like Victor is only working with Iron fist to increase his rep and give him some respectability, but I’m not even sure he respects Iron Fist.
I admit this is my first exposure to the new Power Man and he may have a major back story that was revealed before in some other book but as the first issue of a brand new series this was lacking. This story was introducing him to a bunch of readers who have no idea who this guy is and the writer didn’t make him likable. Honestly I don’t know if I will pick up the next issue.
Will I get the next issue? Maybe but now it depends more on the funds I have when it comes out.
Teen Titans #91
http://www.dccomics.com/dcu/comics/?cm=16649
Initial Impression from Cover: See note above.
Would I recommend to a friend: No
After Reading: It’s amazing to me that I keep getting this book. I know that I’m really getting the book out of a sense of nostalgia for the old Wolfman and Perez Titans as well as the original Young Justice series. The problem is that I don’t think the current line up is solid. Both in the old Titans and Young Justice there was a feel of family even with the occasional odd man out there was still a feel that they generally care about each other. Between Ravager and the new psychotic Robin, bringing back Kid Flash and Superboy, the weird on again off again romance between Changeling/Beast Boy and Raven and finally throw in the fact that Wonder Girl is lost I honestly don’t feel like any 2 characters like each others as just friends. It’s almost too much drama. I almost don’t really know where the adventures end and begin cause all the soap opera nonsense over shadows it. I’m not saying personal stories can’t be done but I think their needs to be a balance.
All in all I hope that this is all because JT Krul, who I happen to like as a writer, is trying to deal with all the cross over garbage from the Blackest Night as well as what I am guessing are editorial commands to bring Kid Flash, Superboy and the new Robin into the mix because of the new Young Justice TV show he is trying to find his footing. Realistically the next few issues will be very telling. The current story arc is over and they are starting one with Red Robin. If some of the resolutions that happened already and some of the friendships that are starting to form cement than they may be on the path to recreating that Titans feel I am looking for. (That’s only a guess, not a fact about the line up change.)
Will I get the next issue: Yes
Thunder Bolts #152
http://marvel.com/comic_books/issue/35672/thunderbolts_2006_152
Initial Impression from Cover: See note above.
Would I recommend to a friend: No.
After Reading: I started getting back into Thunderbolts when they revamped it and put Luke Cage in charge. I was hoping the new direction would be more interesting but honestly I am finding hard to get into the book. Hell, even the cliffhanger ending of this book of having Hyperion turn on them while not unexpected is kind of repetitive since he is being used to replace a guy that already turned on them (Crossbones). The new Thunderbolts was supposed to be a Marvel version of the Suicide Squad but to be honest the feeling just isn’t right. I think one of the big problems with comics today is the fact that writers constantly have to deal with big crossovers. I think this is preventing them from getting a good writing rhythm going and preventing any long time story arcs to be properly planned.
Will I get the next issue: Maybe…
January Statuses and Tweets
As promised I will be collecting my statues and tweets every month in to a blog post. I hope you find them funny.
Just found out that during prohibition they uses to sell medicinal Whiskey. That means that at one time or another the medical community has prescribed Marijuana, alcohol and orgasms as a medical treatment. So some of the parties I have been to were just really preemptive treatment.
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Why are most of the compliments I get on my looks from gay men???
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What's the difference between being attracted to someone and compatible with someone? Well for a guy if we are compatible it means we can still talk to you after we've had sex... I don't mean right after, I still need a nap.
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One of my female friends asked me how come I only seem to date crazy women? Like I know that when I meet them. It's not like I hang out in a psych ward looking for a hook up.
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Woke up cold, I need a cup of hot Chocolate or a good woman... but I don't have a little packet that I can add Hot water to and get insta-chick.
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It's amazing what music can do to a person. a song comes on and I'$ instantly transported to a different place and time... usually a good thing except when I should be paying attention to when I am driving.
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Apparently as a reflex when I get nervous at the dentist my tongue would push away the instrument. Afterwords my dentist told me I have a very strong tongue... I don't know how I feel about that.
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I think between my comic strip and the jokes I put up, people must think I am some sort of sex obsessed geek who spends all his times in strip clubs... Like I could afford to go to that many strip clubs.
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I think people over use words to the point they don't realize what they are saying. How is everything the most awesome thing in the world?
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To me what would be awesome would be to get a high paying job writing Movie scripts... right after Jennifer love Hewitt asks me out. That would be awesome!!!
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I wonder if they Take BJ's cards at Strip Clubs? It would be great if I could buy my lap dances in bulk.
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I'm not anti-social, I am anti-stupid.
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Every now and than you see a friend making a big mistake and all you can do is warn them, hope you are wrong and help if you are right... I hope I am wrong!!!
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I have no problem with faith or religion or philosophy. I have problems when a person believe that just cause they have faith they know how I should live.
I don't know what disturbs me more, the fact that there is a Wiki page about the Donkey Punch or that some one actually drew a gif for the morons who couldn't understand the definition.
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I don't get the whole FB stalker spam. I have no idea what I would do if I even knew who kept visiting my page... Send thank you emails???
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So I got frisked at the airport again. if they are randome checks than why do they always stop me.
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So apparently me parents have cute little pet names for each other. My dad is dick wad and my mother douchebag. I thought they were kiddin but I just seen them call each other that at dinner.
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It's my mom's 60th birthday. She says 60 is the new 40. I think I have to have her tested for Alzheimer's.
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When your mother calls you a pussy because you don't drink what do you say back?
Just found out that during prohibition they uses to sell medicinal Whiskey. That means that at one time or another the medical community has prescribed Marijuana, alcohol and orgasms as a medical treatment. So some of the parties I have been to were just really preemptive treatment.
***************************************************************
Why are most of the compliments I get on my looks from gay men???
***************************************************************
What's the difference between being attracted to someone and compatible with someone? Well for a guy if we are compatible it means we can still talk to you after we've had sex... I don't mean right after, I still need a nap.
***************************************************************
One of my female friends asked me how come I only seem to date crazy women? Like I know that when I meet them. It's not like I hang out in a psych ward looking for a hook up.
***************************************************************
Woke up cold, I need a cup of hot Chocolate or a good woman... but I don't have a little packet that I can add Hot water to and get insta-chick.
***************************************************************
It's amazing what music can do to a person. a song comes on and I'$ instantly transported to a different place and time... usually a good thing except when I should be paying attention to when I am driving.
***************************************************************
Apparently as a reflex when I get nervous at the dentist my tongue would push away the instrument. Afterwords my dentist told me I have a very strong tongue... I don't know how I feel about that.
***************************************************************
I think between my comic strip and the jokes I put up, people must think I am some sort of sex obsessed geek who spends all his times in strip clubs... Like I could afford to go to that many strip clubs.
***************************************************************
I think people over use words to the point they don't realize what they are saying. How is everything the most awesome thing in the world?
***************************************************************
To me what would be awesome would be to get a high paying job writing Movie scripts... right after Jennifer love Hewitt asks me out. That would be awesome!!!
***************************************************************
I wonder if they Take BJ's cards at Strip Clubs? It would be great if I could buy my lap dances in bulk.
***************************************************************
I'm not anti-social, I am anti-stupid.
***************************************************************
Every now and than you see a friend making a big mistake and all you can do is warn them, hope you are wrong and help if you are right... I hope I am wrong!!!
***************************************************************
I have no problem with faith or religion or philosophy. I have problems when a person believe that just cause they have faith they know how I should live.
I don't know what disturbs me more, the fact that there is a Wiki page about the Donkey Punch or that some one actually drew a gif for the morons who couldn't understand the definition.
***************************************************************
I don't get the whole FB stalker spam. I have no idea what I would do if I even knew who kept visiting my page... Send thank you emails???
***************************************************************
So I got frisked at the airport again. if they are randome checks than why do they always stop me.
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So apparently me parents have cute little pet names for each other. My dad is dick wad and my mother douchebag. I thought they were kiddin but I just seen them call each other that at dinner.
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It's my mom's 60th birthday. She says 60 is the new 40. I think I have to have her tested for Alzheimer's.
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When your mother calls you a pussy because you don't drink what do you say back?
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